I’m just pissing on your tits
a hilarious variation of “i’m just kidding” or “i’m just p-ssing around”.
except with a lot more awesome.
callum: i’m your dad.
fingers: what?
callum: don’t worry, i’m just p-ssing on your t-ts.
fingers: oh.
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