I’m naked
when you want to make someone look like a h-m-s-xual. say it when they are turned away from you and they will most likely turn around no matter their s-xuality. when he realizes what you have done, you will either share a jolly laugh together or he will punch you in the face.
this is done mainly by low-end middle school kids or general attention-seekers.
josh: “hey, jacob, i’m naked!”
jacob: “wait…what?”
josh: “hahaha, you looked! (cough)queer(cough)”
jacob: “all right mate, this was cute the first couple times, but you crossed the line now” (proceeds to deliver a can of whoop–ss)
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