I’m not gay
a comment used by insecure males to lead others in to believe that they are straight when they are actually bis-xual, thereby making the comment true: a person who says “i’m not gay” is neither straight nor gay, but bis-xual
jimmy: “that guy just came up to me and said, ‘i’m not gay, man’. i wonder why he would do that.” maura: “he was letting you know he was bis-xual, dear. you should go back up to him and ask him if he would like to see a movie with you tonight.”
john: “peter, i was wondering. uh…”
peter: “john, i’m not gay!”
john: “sweet! what time?”
peter: “maybe like six or something. i’ll pick you up!”
myron used the term “i’m not gay” in the wrong context and led a handsome young man into thinking he was bis-xual when he was actually just gay.
after devon told me he wasn’t gay, i became excited, however he specified that he wasn’t bi either. i became depressed.
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