I’m on the bus
said in two different environments:
1. when commuting on the bus and one is engaged in a mobile phone conversation, it is used to avoid talking loudly about embarr-ssing topics in a crowd of eavesdropping fellow commuters.
2. when person a is tired, or doesn’t see the logic of why person b has called, this can be said to avoid conversation with person b.
1. a: “hey what did the doctor say about that lump on your b-lls?”
b: “i’m on the bus.”
a: “oh aight.”
2. a: “h-llo?”
b: “hey, will you be hungry in half an hour?”
a: “aren’t i meeting you in half an hour?”
b: “yeah, but i want to know how hungry you will be.”
a: “i’m on the bus. see you soon.”
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