I’m So Over Valentine’s Day
a phrase screen printed on a t-shirt that a divorced woman wears in february if she was dumb enough to get married on valentine’s day.
i was married in las vegas on february 14th and now that i am divorced, which ruined that holiday; i wear my favorite t-shirt that says, i’m so over valentine’s day.
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