I’m Spider-Man Syndrome
when spider-man fans try to rationalize that spider-man would beat any other superhero because he is spider-man and nothing more, when realistically almost any other superhero would strangle spider-man with his own -sshole. similar to “i’m batman syndrome” see conman4618
“spider-man would totally beat superman because he can stick to walls!”
“spider-man would totally beat wolverine because he can be strong too!” obviously suffers from “i’m spider-man syndrome”
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