I’m Yours
an amazing song by the amazing musician jason mraz.
guy1: hey, what are you listening to?
guy2: “i’m yours” by jason mraz
guy1: awesome.
a douchebaggy song by that douchebag jason mraz. the anthem of every douchebag who has a crush on and/or is trying to steal your girl. she will probably like tho song though.
guy: “hey is ‘i’m yours’ ryan’s new ringback?”
guy’s girl: “yeah it also plays when i call him. he’s so sweet he gave me flowers the other day!”
guy: “douchebag”
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