ima dumgard
name you use when asking gate guard to page someone!
“would you please page mrs ima dumgard ” thank you.
on company pa system you hear ” ima dumguard please call ext 361 ” again on pa system ” ima dumguard please call ext 361 ”
( having fun at work )
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