imacracy
a government which tries to have the image of being a democracy, but isn’t.
svetlana:
jeepers, boris, every journalist who writes an article criticizing our president seems to get knocked-off, put into an insane -ssylum or simply disappears from the face of the earth!
boris:
well, what do you expect, svety? our president wants the world to think that his not-so-hidden dictatorship is really a democracy . . .
svetlana: hmmff ! everyone knows that our so-called “freedoms” here are just a sham! he’s just putting on a good show . . .
boris:
that’s right…. we live in an imacracy. remember in the old days when everyone voted imacratically?
svetlana:
yeah .. for the only candidate!
both:
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! ah, the simpler days …
boris: but you know, svety, we shouldn’t worry too much about these journalists being killed. afterall, in other countries —with -real- democracies— dead people show-up on the voter registration rolls all the time!
both:
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
………………………….
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