image crafting
consuming social media and feeling depressed about yourself because everyone else’s life looks better than yours on the internet.
this doesn’t necessarily mean you have a boring life, you’re just not on vacation right now like 5% of your facebook friends posting photos and showing off.
this also goes along with instagram, twitter, pinterest, tumblr, youtube etc
sally: omg my life sucks, look at this insta photo of my friends at the beach.
simon: b-tch you don’t barely know those fools, they just on vacay where they’re probably freezing and they got sand everywhere. they’re just image crafting.
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