imaginary friend with benefits
coined from the terms imaginary friend and friend with benefits , an imaginary friend with benefits is most commonly found when a person is single, although it is not necessarily restricted to those outwith a relationship . they person will create an imaginary person that they will regularly engage in raunchy s-xual activities with during either masturbation sessions or dreams. the qualifying features of a friend with benefits is that said person must be fully fabricated (not a celebrity or someone you know) and that they are a regular part of your self-pleasure routines.
person 1: did you hear glen got a girlfriend?
person 2: that’s not a girlfriend – she’s an imaginary friend with benefits. she only exists when he needs a little personal time.
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