Imaginary Sex
claiming to have had s-x when none of your friends believe you.
“why’s your bed all wet?”
“i had the most amazing s-x last night.”
“with who?”
“i don’t know.”
“are you sure it happened?”
“actually maybe i didn’t”
“just another case of imaginary s-x”
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