Imagine


none of this is imagine you tard
you may use your imagination to escape the reality of your deeds
but you can not and will not escape whats coming to you

the problem with you is you are too mentally screwed to realise you are screwed and that your actions will pay a heavy price on you
imagine

imagine
a song by jogn lennon about the perfect world in john’s eyes. found on the alb-m of the same name, and every lennon compilation. it has been covered by several artists.
“imagine there’s no heaven, it’s easy if you try”
a type of fanfiction where the reader is included in the story as the protagonist. often times uses ‘y/n’ (for ‘your name’) to represent the reader’s name. popularized on tumblr with stories about one direction.
teenage girlfriend: “i just read an imagines where harry styles and i went on a vacation to mexico. why don’t you ever treat me like that?”
teenage boyfriend: “smh”.
the moment where you imagine hugging channing tatum with his clothes off and you make a weird face and body position. your hands are in front of you and must look like they are gripping his gorgeous b-tt.
i walked up to a random person yelling “imagine” as i made sure that i looked weird then walked off. they would never know i was trying to be s-xual.
(coloq uk slang) what your i-phone does when you take a picture with it.
i iz gunna do sum phat imagine of me an’ my hoe in da bedroom aaaiight!
a sarcastic remark said to someone who has just made a comment that was way out there.
1. person a: let me beat right now
person b: imagine?

2. person a: please b-tch, i will deck your sh-t twice
person b: imagine?

3. person a: that b-tch is bad, i’m bout to go bag that.
person b: imagine your dusty self could bag?
pwner b-tch
what what imagine pwns

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