Immaculate Concepshit
1. the process by which a person spends 9 minutes actively pushing out what is believed to be a one foot long, one pound fecal product the provides the sensation of sh-tting only to reveal that nothing was actually produced. the experience includes a psychological equivalent of defecation such as the sensation of an object slowly leaving the -n-l sphincter muscle without the messy afterbirth.
2. leaving no evidence that a prior sh-t had occurred.
“i just spent 15 minutes making an immaculate concepsh-t that i swear was hanging there before i clipped it off. that was an easy cleanup!”
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