immaculate congestion


when traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along — and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without p-ssing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.
we spent 45 minutes b-mper-to-b-mper for no reason?!? it must be immaculate congestion.

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