immaculate couchception
n. when you are pretty sure that the ratty, smelly, stain-covered couch that you got from a yard sale or found left out on the curb was the true culprit in getting some random girl pregnant, instead of your own fertile loins.
i don’t know what crystal is talking about! i never laid a hand on her! that pregnancy must be the result of an immaculate couchception!!
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