Immaculate Stool
a perfect stool whose trajectory upon exit carries it down the plumbing and completely out of view, leaving no evidence (on t.p. or in bowl) that a stool was ever present. acknowledged as an act of divine intervention.
so, i’m on the sh-tter and i go to wipe – nothing! completely clean! then, to my amazement, i peer into the bowl and there’s nothing there. immaculate stool! praise the lord! it’s as though jesus reached down from heaven and anointed my -n-s with the holy spirit!
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