Immortal

a very great black metal band. formed in 1990 in norway by abbath (olve eikemo). lyrical themes include: winter, grimness, darkness, blashyrkh. recently disbanded. long live the kings.

last cd: sons of northern darkness
“man, it sucks that immortal broke up.”
“immortal still f-cking rule, even if they broke up”
idiot rap group? no!!!!! black metal g-ds?? yes!!!
have you heard the new immortal alb-m?
the rappers?
no they suck big male c@#k!!
either someone who lives forever and does not die, or an idea that is p-ssed on and does not fade out for a very long period of time.
it can be an undefeatable person/army/country.
if a person is immortal, it doesn’t mean they never die in body, but their memory lives on.
julius caeser is immortal because she all know who he is.
archilles is immortal because we remember his name, and troy is immortal because we do not forget the seige.
jesus’ love is immortal because it’s still with us now because so many people believe in it.
only when no one believes in g-d anymore, will g-d cease to exist.
something that does not end. death is non-existant for immortals, like division by zero.

or finding an exit to a never-ending tunnel.

or trying to cross a door that doesn’t exist.

eternal life, to live forever.
dude#1: i killed an immortal haha!!

dude#2: if you killed him, he wasn’t really immortal

dude#1: #$%@!!!!

dude#2: lol
a living thing, usually a person, who is unable to perish/die. this, however, doesn’t mean said person or thing cannot be injured (see involnerable) or sustain physical damage. a prime example of immortals are vampires, kk’s farts, and kk macleod.
in the end, there can be only one!
a term that is often misused in refferance to someone really tough or is hard to kill.

the actual term means it cannot die, no matter what.

‘vampires’ definition of immortality is often misleading. where it is true vampires can live forever, they can still be killed via sunlight and other various means. this means they are, in fact, not immortal. the same goes with characters like kratos from the video game ‘g-d of war 2’. he had his immortality taken away, and was mortal again. because there was a way to take away his ‘immortality’, he wasn’t really immortal in the first place.

immortals are not liable or subject to death. if there is a way to kill them, they aren’t really immortal.

the true definition means ‘unending life’.

there are several meathods of immortality. one is regenerative abilities, to be able to regenerate from absolutely nothing. another way is resurrection, where one can never really die but instead their death is their rebirth and they simply reincarnate like a phoenix without the use of ashes. and of course, last but not least, the invulnurable kind. the ones that you just can’t harm.

immortals have lived forever with no way of dying and were/always be around, and mortals who achieve immortality eliminate death altogether forever. this is sad however as eventually they will be forced to live in a boring and unending existence with no way out because they cannot kill themselves to stop it and no way to reverse the process. you are immortal, it’s impossible become mortal again because that would mean death is a possibility, a fate impossible for an immortal.
abundant health and vitality.
infinite health. automatically instant refilling health bar when it reaches zero.

immortals can jump off a building and live.

they wouldn’t die even if you killed them. there is no way to kill an immortal.

year 1: dude, check it out! i’m immortal!
999999999 years later:
baaaaaaaaawwwww!!!!
michael castro and john case
people who live forever and will not perish
nor can they be killed
but can still feel pain so dont try

to kill them
bob: hey lets kill those two guys
freddy: na man there immortals
:bob welll… sh-t