iMojack
the use of an iphone or smartphone to utilize moblie jacking off. mainly used when an access to a computer isnt handy, or laziness becomes a factor when one feels the need to bludgeon the beefstick.
“hmm, im too lazy to get lazy to get out of bed and go to the computer, so im going to initaite the imojack and spank my meat wrench here”
“i wish i was at home, at least i have my imojack handy to hammer my love steak.”
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