Impact

1. a microsoft font commonly used in image macros because of its apparent ubiquity

2. a qualitative measure for how much effect something will have over time. usually refers to how shocking, thought provoking or memorable some given item is (or likely to be).
-most lolcat pictures have impact text

-i want to photoshop luigi’s face onto charlie sheen’s head. how much impact would that have, you figure?
4 more definitions
the integral of efficacy with respect to time
what is that knight’s impact?
an organization that offers cl-sses to teach women, men, and children how to defend themselves against -ssailants. the training is full-force, real life situations, with a padded, suited mugger. impact also teaches the psychology of predators, and how to defend oneself verbally. there are impact organizations in la, j-pan, the bay area, australia, and many more.
when the man tried to mug molly, she used the techniques she had learned in impact cl-sses to defend herself and save her life.
if something is amazing or the best it is impact.
also used when describing something that is as good as it gets.
a term coined by goemon in his many video game exploits.
lane: yo man, that booty is impact!
wade: she’s twelve?
lane: age is only a number. impact is impact!!!
steve: d-mn lane, wow is impact.
lane: not. my screams are impact.
1. toilet paper

2. something covered in sh-t

3. written verbal diarrhea!
1. p-ss me impact, i’m off to the bog!

2. that impact is a soiled rag!

3. man that’s sh-t – have you been reading impact again?