impeach cobbler
delicious desert best served cold, like revenge. only “45” calories, and comes with printed warning ” could cause pain and sometimes death for rednecks and trumptards”.
at the red hen restaurant:
customer: “what’s good for dessert?”
waitress: ” we have some scrumptious impeach cobbler”
customer: ” awesome! now that donnie is in prison, i just can’t stop grinning.”
waitress: ” true dat! i hope invanka can make conjugal visits!”
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