Impossiblism
a religion that adheres to the belief that when you die, you are reincarnated as a sp-ce turtle. non-believers are reincarnated as sp-ce frogs, to be tortured by the turtles for the rest of eternity. the leader of the sp-ce turtles is sp-ce buddha, who is a fat orange man with horns and dark blue rags around his waist. he regulates frog torture and gives the sp-ce turtles their penthouse suites in sp-ce.
don’t f-ck with me, i practice impossiblism.
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