Impossibro
when a bro does something for another bro that’s almost literally too bro to be true.
guy: “hey man, i know my leg is broken, and it’s hard to walk, but i figured you’d dig a drink, so i hiked the half mile up this cliff with this large ice chest full of freezing cold water, big red, and natty lite.”
other guy: “dude, that is f-cking impossibro.”
they then proceed to impossibrofist as f-ck.
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