Impostorphe
1
an incorrectly placed, unnecessary, or missing apostrophe.
included in this are greengrocer’s apostrophes, but any misused apostrophes can be cl-ssed as impostorphes, especially unneeded ones, and ones put in the wrong place.
the impostorphe in that sign reading “do not feed the pig’s” should be destroyed.
2
the apostrophe serves to show possession or to create a contraction. when the apostrophe is in a contraction, it is replacing one or more letters (e.g., “cannot”->”can’t”… the apostrophe replaces the letters “no”).
since an apostrophe isn’t those letters, it is an impostor.
therefore, when the apostrophe is used in a contraction, it is called an “impostorphe.”
them -> ’em (‘ replaces “th”) as in “let’s get ’em!”
the impostorphe is the subsitute or “impostor” for the letters it replaces.
Read Also:
- indifferent ignorance
1 a state of near-total ignorance, especially regarding subjects concerning racism, politics, s-xism or h-m-phobia. often a person suffering from indifferent ignorance is vaguely aware that they have not researched or considered their opinions, but they are not inclined to research or consider them. a large amount of indifferent ignorance stems from the tabloid press, […]
- Innocent Babychild
1 a sweet and naive person that needs to be protected; someone who, regardless of how promiscuous or street knowledgeable they may be, still exudes the appearance and presence of innocence wow, i know logan is super s-ssy, but i still can’t get over how much of an innocent babychild she is!
- in no time
1 it means something that will happen very quickly, or very soon; in short time or instantly. “in no time i’ll be forgetting all about you” ariana grande ft. iggy azalea – problem -where you going? -don’t worry, i’ll be back in no time.
- Internet Bitch
1 someone who was spanked or humiliated in an online debate (especially over politics or religion) and who now follows the person that embarr-ssed them from thread to thread, posting about them, instead of the topic of the threads. when a person has an ib the polite thing to do is “name” them after a […]
- Invisiblack
1 something that is so dark it blends in with its dark surroundings d-mn i can’t even see that boy- he’s invisiblack!!