impulsive expert
a person who often decides that he or she is going to know more (about whatever you happen to be talking about) than you know.
i was talking to anna about my boyfriend the other day, and she kept correcting me about everything i said about him. she’s never even met him! ugh, she always does that.
i know, right? she’s always such an impulsive expert!
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