in 5 minutes
a phrase said by people in hopes to shut you up about asking them when something will happen. 99% of the time, the antic-p-ted event doesn’t happen in 5 minutes. it often doesn’t even happen in 15 minutes.
at 3:10 pm
person 1: when the h-ll are you getting here? this was scheduled for 3:00 pm!
person 2: in 5 minutes.
person 1: ok.
***20 minutes later***
person 1: it’s been way more than 5 minutes, what the h-ll are you doing?
person 2: hold on! why are you so impatient?
person 1: because you told me you’d be here in 5 minutes!
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