in a jeep
1. being in the act of not giving a f-ck.
2. awareness that you’re the sh-t.
similar to real-life plot armor.
a reference to how people feel while driving an suv; you can drive as reckless as you want, because if you get into an accident, your car will always be fine compared to the other person’s.
person 1: be careful merging here, this intersection sucks
person 2: don’t care…in a jeep
person 1: nic cage ruled in bad lieutenant
person 2: yeah, he was in a jeep that whole movie
person 1: what did you do last night?
person 2: nothing, drank 40’s and listened to megadeth
person 1: oh sh-t, in a jeep.
person 1: jim james is so overrated.
person 2: i’m pretty sure he’s never even been in a jeep.
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