in-house entertainer
someone who prefers home entertainment more than doing the trouble of going outside to crowded events or noisy places for enjoyment.
sally: “so how was your date with john? i heard you were going to watch the football game friday night.”
mia: “ah, we actually decided to stay at his place… john is more of a in-house entertainer.”
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jack: “hey pete, we’re going to the theme park on sat-rday, wanna join us?”
pete: “no thanks”
jack: “oh come on, don’t tell me your one of those in-house entertainers…”
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