in jiggets
in abso-f-cking-lute agony, esp. after night of excessive drinking, romping, or being kicked in the crotchal area for some reason.
man wakes up with f-ckin’ sore head after night of excessive drinking: “oh sweet jaaaaaaaayyyyyysus man me bleeeeeeeeedin’ jaysus head’s f-ckin’ in jiggets”.
man wakes up with f-ckin’ sore crotchal area after night of excessive romping: “oh sweet jaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyysus man me bleeeeeeedin’ kn-b is f-ckin’ bleeeeeeeeeeeedin’ and me b-lls! jaaaayyys me bleeeeeeeeeedin’ b-lls it’s loik i got the f-ckin’ trush man! f-ckin’ trush man! jaaaayyyyys i knew that one’s f-ckin’ flaps were too bleeeeeeeedin’ scabby jaaaaayyyyysus i’m in jiggets! f-ckin’ jiggets!”.
man wakes up with f-ckin’ sore crotchal area after night of excessive being kicked in the crotchal area for some reason: “oh jaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyysus man me f-ckin’ jaysusin’ bleedin’ c-ntin’ baaaaaaallllllls jaysus man what in the name a jaaaaaaayyyyysus they’re all f-ckin’ jaysus blue and f-ckin’ size a jaysus tennis b-lls for f-ck’s saaaaaaaaake jaaaaaaaayyyyysus all i did was tell her that her bleeeeeeeeedin’ flaps were too scabby! i’m in jiggets! f-ckin’ jaysus jiggets!”
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