In-N-Out

family owned fast food restaurant chain mainly in california. home of the best burgers, fries, and shakes ever.
in-n-out! in-n-out! that’s what our hamburgers’ all about!

outside an in-n-out (near san rafael, ca)

in-n-out fries holder (empty, dur)

heart attack on a bun, a delicious one at that.
d-mn good food, and just that.
(driving in car) in-n-out burger! h-ll yeah!
the best fast food in the world, but only found in california, nevada, and arizona. in n out bakes their own bread, cuts fresh lettuce, skins potatoes for fries, and uses meat that is never frozen. the menu is simplistic and has been the same since they opened. in n out refuses to sell out like all the other fast food chains in the country, thus the quality is unbelievable. the only fast-food joint in the world that makes real food. also the only fast food worthy of being eaten.
this double double is so good, too bad only people in california, nevada, and arizona can enjoy it.
in-n-out is a privately-owned hamburger fast food chain located in california, arizona, and nevada. it’s simple menu has remained unchanged since the restaurant’s extablishment in 1948. there are also “secret” item specials, variations of the basic menu that are not listed on the menu nor advertised.
in-n-out’s got the best godd-mn burgers on the face of the planet.
a p-rnstar’s favorite resturant
p-rnstar 1: i’m tired of eating hot dog on a stick.
p-rnstar 2: alright let’s go to in n out
not “in and out” only 3 choices on the menu, if you dont know any better!

secret menu

“animal style” – bun is grilled with mustard, sauteed onions instead of raw, pickles, extra “special sauce” – this can also be applied to fries

“wish burger” – no meat, i.e. veggie burger

“protein style” – lettuce wrapped around the burger instead of a bun

“flying dutchman” – two meat patties with two slices of cheese. that’s it.

“double meat” = like a double double without cheese.

“3 by meat” = three meat patties and no cheese.

“4×4” – 4 meat patties with 4 slices of cheese. are you sure you can eat that?

“2×4” – 2 meat patties with 4 slices of cheese for the fromage afficionado

“grilled cheese” – cheeseburger, sans meat

“fries – well done/light” – get your fries extra crispy and brown the way you like them or mushy!

“neopolitan shake” – a blend of chocolate, vanilla and strawberry shakes

-note: you can get a burger with as many meat paties or cheese slices as you want. just tell the in-n-out burger cashier how many meat paties and how much cheese you want and that is what you’ll get! for instance, if you want 10 pieces of meat and 20 pieces of cheese tell them you want a “10-by-20. they’ll make it”
employees of in-n-out burger will take your special order without question, if you use the right terminology. the printed receipt will have your special request typed on it just as we said it.
not much else to say, except that if you’re hungry and want a f-ckin good burger, and you live in california, i pity da fool that doesn’t go to in n out
dude “welcome to in-n-out can i take your order?”
me: “hi, can i have the double-double animal style, no onions.”
dude: “would you like the combo?”
me: “yea sure, and can you put cheese on the fries and also i’d like the swirl shake instead of the soda”
me: “oh you, gimme some of that f-ckin special sauce and some salt packets on the side.”