In the bank
status of relationship with an attractive aquaintance with whom you haven’t become intimate, and are not likely to ever do so, but you have committed every detail to memory for later withdrawal from the spank bank.
tom: “dude did you hook up with that s-xy vixen you were with last night at the pub?”
jerry: “in the bank.”
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