In the future…
you will be able to marry a pile of dogsh-t.
rape will be legal.
it will be legal to rape infants.
human sacrifices will be made legal.
fetuses will become a breakfast cereal.
orgies will become the next big reality tv sensation.
cannibalism will be legal.
marijuana will still be illegal…
step up and play in the future…
in the future…
men will walk naked backwards down the street while sodomizing their cat!
coincidentally the cat will be his lawfully wedded wife!
you will be able to marry a pile of dogsh-t.
rape will be legal.
it will be legal to rape infants.
human sacrifices will be made legal.
fetuses will become a breakfast cereal.
orgies will become the next big reality tv sensation.
cannibalism will be legal.
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