Inaccurate Conception
the act of g-d impregnating joseph instead of mary
g-d-“sh-t dude, look what i did, joseph just looked more appealing.”
mary-“what the h-ll.”
g-d-“i’m gonna betch slap you, sh-t bag.”
mary-“okay”
g-d-“…it was just some inaccurate conception… not!”
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