Inappropriate touch tuesday


inappropriate touch tuesday is a term coined my comedian daniel tosh. it is a made up holiday that requires partic-p-nts to go and inappropriately touch others. the others are most likely non-partic-p-nts in this holiday. it should be noted that two people of the same s-x inappropriately touching each other is not to be considered gay unless the two are unaware or non partic-p-nts or the touch is extremely gay.
chris walks by and brushes up against carolin’s b-tt
carolin: wtf you pedo
chris: but it’s inappropriate touch tuesday!
carolin: oh, i cant believe i forgot!

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