Inbreastment
to invest your money in a women’s br–sts by paying for their inlargment. usually in hope of getting something in return.
guy 1: i just payed to inlarge my wife’s b–bs, now im practicly broke.
guy 2: really? how much did you increase them?
guy 1: size b to d
guy 2: wow thats a big inbreastment.
guy 1: ya but im gona get laid like theres no tommorow.
the act of pursuing a relationship with a young girl with the expectation that her bosom will grow over the course of the relationship, thus creating the return on your inbreastment.
“dude, i heard your dating like six 13 year old girls.”
“yea man you gotta diversify your inbreastments.”
Read Also:
- rocket potato
a giant potato that eats cats and rugs. the rocket potato is eating mr. whisker!
- Rocket Rags
a strange type of br–sts in which their characteristics sag slightly before curving up with a conclusive optimism. the topography of the nipple inexplainably defies the gravity of the breast itself. they commonly resemble a pair of gourds or broad lantern hooks. “yeah, her and i had s-x, but she wouldn’t take off her bra. […]
- In deep with some sharks
1)to be in a lot of trouble with some bad or shady people ( mostly those affiliated with orginized crime – money launders – anyone in the mafia ) 2) can be used as an excuse not to go somewhere or partic-p-te in a certain activity. when this excuse is used , people tend to […]
- Inderpreting
(verb)- the act of misinterpreting from asl to english (or vise versa) to the point of laughing at oneself while -n-lyzing. (noun)- interpreting brain-fart. “so, on that midterm for interpreting 1 i had a total inderpreting moment when i fingerspelled ‘greenpeave.’” (exclamation): “terpderp!”
- rocket tampon
1.) some brands of tampons package their tampons individually in ‘twist-off’ plastic packaging. the ‘twist off’ perforation is usually in between of the string end and the ‘head’ of the tampon. a rocket tampon is one of these tampons with the plastic packaging removed off the string while the ‘head’ end is still wrapped in […]