incatacipated
adjective
1. unable to act, respond, or the like, due to the proximity of a feline to one’s person.
when you cannot move or get up because a cat is on or next to you, and you fear the wrath of our feline overlords too much to disturb them.
“she can’t come to the phone now—she’s incatac-p-ted.”
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