incelhood
a condition or phenomenon where a person has not had s-x for 6 months or more and feels agitated; hence resulting in blue b-lls and uncomfortable and humiliating instances of pitching a tent in public in men, and blue cl-t, restlessness and hysteria in women. basically the despair felt by undateables who are typically unsuccessful at courtship. most people with the condition are suffering in silence due to feeling embaressed about being repulsive to the opposite s-x; and because most governments and charities feel that s-x or intimacy isn’t a human need so incels could conceivably live without it. the condition can be treated by taking anaphrodisiacs or by traveling to a country where escorts are legal and indiscriminate.
bob: why is your sister always so grumpy with her wrinkled nose and raised upper lip?
brother: it’s because she’s going through a two year stretch of incelhood and guys aren’t even approaching her anymore
bob: why don’t you hook her up with mike? he would bang anyone!
brother: because it’s not my job to make sure she gets laid
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