incendiary deuce


a bowel movement that leaves your -sshole with a burning sensation. this condition may result from consumption of large quant-ties of sharp cheddar and crackers. there is no known cure, you just have to wait it out.
“f-ck, i just dropped a severe deuce.”
“severe? how so?”
“that sh-t was an incendiary deuce…my -ss is on fire!”

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