Incompetent friend
a friend who is terrible at being one and does nothing but disappoint you every time you’re supposed to hang out.
friend 1: hey man let’s go to the movies tomorrow.
friend 2: okay we’ll make plans.
-tomorrow-
friend 1: we spoke four hours ago and i’ve been calling and texting you non-stop, where are you at? the movie is already starting.
friend 2: yeah i know, i was too busy being lazy staying offline on everything so you couldn’t contact me, making you wait.
friend 1: you are such an incompetent friend!
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