increjealous
the act of being outraged with an artificial sense of righteous indignation at actions taken by someone that, given the access and opportunity, most people would do themselves.
ryan: did you hear that our company bought a house in beverly hills and is referring to it as a brand heritage center, expressly so they can host parties with the hollywood elite?
liam: yeah. it makes me sick. our brand vp wants to dip his wick into the hollywood inkwell, so he has found a way to get the company to pay for all of the booze that it takes him to get elisabeth moss and mich-lle dockery into the sack.
ryan: yeah, but wouldn’t you do the same thing were you in his position?
liam: i guess so, i am just increjealous.
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