Indian Rub
much like the starting of a fire with a stick, it is an excess amount of twisting and turning of the hands upon the p-n-s in attempts of its -j-c-l-t–n. this type of hand job is the least desirable of all the hand jobs. it incorporates the raising of the elbows and shoulders, and the thrusting of the head.
zach- hey jorge, how’s your day?
jorge- pretty sh-tty. my orphanage just burned down.
zach- yeah man, same here. i got a nasty indian rub by my girl last night.
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