Indiana Jones that shit


when you need to lock up the house you stayed at but you don’t have the key. so you have to go out through the garage by hitting the garage door b-tton and trying to run fast enough to not be crushed by the door while at the same time jumping high enough to keep from setting off the senosr that would send the garage door back up.
guy: i am going to work now so lock up when you leave.
chic: you are finally giving me a key 🙂
guy: f-ck no! indiana jones that sh-t!

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