indie oath
the indie oath:
a) thou shalt not spread the indie-greatness. ’tis our indie-little-secret.
b)thou shalt not own a single mainstream alb-m. if you have to, at least only buy but 1 mainstream article.
c) thou shalt not flaunt thy ‘indieness’. it’s bad publicity and sets a bad example.
d) thou shalt not, upon swearing into an indie life, drink starbucks coffee. this is a mainstream establishment, and it is a sin. you may, however, buy the bottled drinks that starbucks does not manufacture.
by refusing starbucks (and any other popular establishment), you are refusing to be mainstream. so go buy some indie coffee.
e) just because you find an artist you’ve never heard of on itunes, and other people have bought some les savy fav or frou frou along with it, does not necessarily mean that it is indie. do not fall for this! itunes is trying to trick you.
now you are ready to become a true indie -sshole like us.
smart indie kid’s mom: “do you want to look into american eagle for a pair of cute hipsters?”
smart indie kid: “mom!! shopping there is against my indie oath! they play… -shudder-…lindsay lohan songs… oye!”
Read Also:
- Indsy
indsy is the same as hindical. look the definition of this word i also take interest in indsy. i suggest: don’t forget to listen to this music for example on the flive or elsewhere on the internet. it’s good and somehow interesting. get attached to it
- Indy Breadstick
when a girls takes your p-n-s and dips into breadstick cheese sauce and sucks it off! jho had his p-n-s indy breadsticked after my wedding!
- Ingimar
very strange and unusual, unexpected or not natural he was sitting alone by a window with a ingimar contraption on the bench in front of him. her boyfriend’s a bit ingimar but she’s all right. that’s ingimar – i thought i’d left my keys on the table but they’re not there.
- injun on a bike
rather common condition on e-machine brand computers wherein any major component stops working whoa, b-mmer dude. looks like you didn’t just get one injun on a bike, but a whole race!
- INQ
stands for i never quit you are determined to do what you do and will succeed in what you love. im inq fool! i never quit fool! also sometimes pr-nounced inc (inq) or i n q cool, determined, destined, reign, ill an inquisitor who goes inquisitoring aroudn the world