indonesian toilet bowl
when you eat a sh-t ton of curry before s-x, then get the sh-ts as you are about to -rg-sm, and then proceed to give your female partner an alabama hot pocket. you then clean the “toilet” with your sperm.
a: my man, it’s going amazing with jenna!
b: i heard you slept together last night!
a: we didn’t just sleep together. i gave her an indonesian toilet bowl last night!
b: lucky -ss.
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