INEBAM

it’s not easy being a man

1) get up everyday and deal with cr-p: no one gives you a pat on the back, you are always responsible, everyone looks to you for advice, you have to run the world, run your house, take care of your family, you have to walk the dog, take out the trash, you always have to pay, you are always wrong and you can never do anything right.

2) society expects many things out of you and then when you mess up society comes down on you. you have to go to work and put in 100% – cause you are responsible for all the bills so you can’t get fired. you have to come home and give your kids attention – cause if you don’t they will be come hypers-xual criminals. you have to say “yes” to everything your wife says – cause you can’t do anything right anyways and no matter what you say she won’t be happy. where’s the excel report, sorry no bonus this year, fix the sink, sign a check, kill this bug, take me to soccer, meet my boyfriend, why don’t you buy me flowers any more?

3) the new fml
mr. smith: i’ll take the check please. ::$350::
mrs. smith: i can’t believe you want me to go to your parents house tomorrow when i thought we were going to spend the day just you and me!!
mr. smith: huh?
mrs. smith: i don’t want to talk about this anymore. take me home. i’m going to sleep!
mr. smith: ::inebam::

barack obama