inevitable 1337
perhaps the only person on the face of the planet that still has a dial-up connection.
random guy: my connection speed is 512kb-
inevitable 1337: f-ck you! -rips guy’s head off and p-sses into his neck like a potty-
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this is the opposite of a golden parachute. when someone has had enough of a job, freaks out and quits in a dramatic manner, a la steven slater, jetblue flight attendant. his employers were nuts; he didn’t wait for the golden parachute and took the inflatable exit instead!
- d pick
a person with low skills but high ambition a last pick for a basketball game “im the d pick for basketball
- piscottalike
short; squirt; shrimp; pet-te (little dude) “why is that guy so short? “i don’t know, he’s a short person. you know, piscottalike”
- blind penguin
the s-xual act of punching a woman in the breast causing her to rub them much like a penguin flapping its wings. then -j-c-l-t- in her eye causing her to lose her vision. nate: hey baby lets try the blind penguin becky: sure!!! what’s that? darrin: let’s both punch her in the t-t. becky: oh […]
- piss bat
a reference to one’s p-n-s when used in the act of a c-ck slap. “so help me g-d, if you don’t shut the f-ck up you’re going to meet the business end of my p-ss bat.”