Infartuated
when romantic feelings/infatuation has reached a point where various human functions that would usually be deemed gross and/or repulsive such as; farting, boogers, body odour, bad breath, menstruation, just to name a few become the norm in the unforeseen blink of loves eye.
tom is spending the night at sh-lly’s, they are cuddling in her bed when suddenly tom casually yet forcefully pushes out a monster fart which should repulse sh-lly but instead she embraces him and kisses his cheek. totally infartuated.
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