infartuation
refers to a feeling of strong amorous attraction to another human that causes one’s colon to inadvertently produce a sizable expellation of methane. similar to -sspirations, but not necessarily with the accompanying desire to be given -ss by the sought-after individual; the farter may simply want to hold hands, cuddle, and otherwise “be close” with the admired person.
i had a major infartuation with tiffany when i first laid eyes on her, and i was afraid that she would be turned off. but fortunately we were outside at the time and there was a lot of noisy traffic, so she never noticed my -n-l indiscretion, and thus she was totally cool with letting me chat her up and hanging out together for a while.
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