Infini-Dick
1) a d-ck in which there is no end and no beginning. in the form of the infinity sign, the 8th and widely unknown final symbol of the apocalypse. many believe that the infinid-ck will not have an owner that it will float amongst society while others believe that the 3rd sign of the end of the world (david h-sselhauff) will be the owner of the infinid-ck.
2) a term used when you can’t seem to finish or get aroused enough to climax.
3) a new fetish amongst the preteens to m-st-rb-t- before they can even procreate or produce functional sperm
oh god i finally got rid of my infinid-ck
and jesus said that the infini-d-ck will reign upon us with tyranny
an infinite d-ck. it is in the shape of the infinity symbol. it has no head, begininning or end. it will be the end of the world. infini-d-ck is the eighth and widely unknown sign of the apocolyse. it is a free form, never ending, floating shaft of p-n-s.
infini-d-ck can not be pleased. infini-d-ck can not finish. infini-d-ck is calloused from never finishing. infini-d-ck has no end or beginning. infini-d-ck is angry. infini-d-ck shall punish you all for not being pleased. you shall all cower in fear before infini-d-ck. i really wanna j-zz.
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