infinity plus one
perhaps the biggest number i could think of when i was, like, six years old.
(true: if you ask a mathematician, it’s not really a “number.” but when i was, like, six years old, i didn’t give a flying f-ck.)
(also true: as soon as i said “infinity plus one,” my buddy would cleverly outdo me with infinity plus two.)
you couldn’t beat me, because i had my fingers crossed.
yeah but i had all ten fingers crossed.
yeah but i had all my fingers and toes crossed.
yeah but i had infinity fingers crossed.
yeah but i had infinity plus one fingers crossed. ha ha ha ha ha!
the biggest number in existence. used to settle arguments in a quick and decisive manner, without resorting to violence.
girlfriend: “f-ck you!”
boyfriend: “f-ck you times infinity!”
girlfriend: “f-ck you times infinity plus one!!”
boyfriend: “f-ck!”
infinity plus one is an irrational number that only truly occurs when calculating extremely tiny differences.
the difference between 9.99999… recurring and 10 is:
1 multiplied by ten to the power of -(infinity plus one)
which means zero point an infinite number of zeroes followed by 1
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